Stay out of voice jail!

Our friend Sandylee Sanderson sent this as a Christmas gift.  I hope you never need to use it, but just in case . . . 

How to get a human on the line

Amazon.com: 800 201 7575, don't press or say anything.

American Express: 800 528 4800, press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.

Apple: 800 275 2273, press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.

Bank of America: 877 231 9372, This number goes directly to the operator.

Cablevision: 800 868 9840, press 1, then 0 at each subsequent prompt.

Capitol One: 800548 4593, press 0

Citibank: 800 756 7047, press 0# at each prompt, ignoring messages.

Dell Tech Support: 800 624 9896, press 3, then say "agent" at each additional
prompt, ignoring messages.

Dish Network: 800 333 3474, press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.

Equifax: 866 640 2273, press 3 at each prompt, ignoring messages.

FedEx: 800 463 3339, say "representative" at each prompt, ignoring messages.

Hewlett-Packard: 800 474 6836, say "agent" at each prompt, ignoring messages.

Macy's Credit: 800 280 4356, press 9 then press 0 at each prompt thereafter,
ignoring messages

MasterCard: 800 622 7747, press 000 at each prompt, ignoring messages.

NetFlix: 888 638 3549, press 0 at each prompt.

Nordstrom: 888 282 6060, this number goes directly to the operator.

Overstock.com: 800 843 2446, press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.

Petco: 888 824 7257, don't press or say anything.

Target Online: 800 474 6836, don't press or say anything, ignore messages.

Visa: 800 847 2911, press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.

Wachovia: 800 922 4684, press 00 at each prompt, ignoring messages.

Wal-Mart.com: 800 966 6546, press 5 to speak to a customer service rep.

White House: 202 456 1414, this number goes directly to an operator.

Thanks, Sandylee!