No more weather complaints! We have it easy.

Here's what Minnesotans have to live with:

Minnesota slogans

I came, I thawed, I transferred.

Survive Minnesota and the rest of the world is easy.

Minnesota: Where visitors turn blue with envy.

Save a Minnesotan, eat a mosquito.

One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.

Minnesota: Home of the blond hair and blue ears.

Minnesota: Come fall in love with a loon.

Land of many cultures -- mostly throat.

Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS

Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, winter is here.

Minnesota: Glove it or leave it.

Minnesota: Have you jump started your kid today?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

Land of 10,000 Petersons.

Land of the ski and home of the crazed.

10,000 lakes and no sharks!


Obligatory Ole and Lena joke

After a long courtship, Ole and Lena finally tied the knot. After a nice Lutheran wedding and a joyous reception at the Side Track Tavern, the newlyweds headed to Minneapolis for the night before venturing north to Duluth for their honeymoon.
Ole was feeling frisky as they neared the Twin Cities, and he put his hand on Lena's knee.

Lena giggled and said, "Ya know, Ole, we're married now. Ve can go all the vay."

So, Ole drove to Duluth.